May 20th, 2013 at 2:17AM
squidpsychology: As All Hell. Based on this text post.

squidpsychology:

As All Hell.

Based on this text post.

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May 20th, 2013 at 12:30AM

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May 19th, 2013 at 11:05PM
pepsie: I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

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May 19th, 2013 at 11:05PM

damsel-with-a-dulcimer replied to your post: My mother reached under the bathroom stall to grab…
you may be a fuckup but—why was she reaching for your foot under a bathroom stall

Because she’s really weird.

May 19th, 2013 at 11:03PM

My mother reached under the bathroom stall to grab my foot, and I instinctively kicked her. Now her hand is swelling up and she’s super mad at me.

3 notes #i am a fuckup
May 19th, 2013 at 10:21PM

What would happen if you punched a camel in the nose?

7 notes #a cartoon camel#not a real one
May 19th, 2013 at 10:19PM

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May 19th, 2013 at 10:18PM

Muscle update: walking now only very painful, rather than excruciating.

#tomorrow i will do more exercises
May 19th, 2013 at 10:08PM
I’m twelve and this is the coolest thing.

I’m twelve and this is the coolest thing.

6 notes #the food is pricey so we are just getting appetizers
May 19th, 2013 at 9:46PM

seasights replied to your post: Is “80’s teen heartthrob” the look for me?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH DYING OF LAUGHTER

I’m suave as hell and you know it.

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